12/8/2023 0 Comments Dominos website sucks![]() ![]() I never tip the delivery guy less than $5.I used to deliver pizzas for Pizza Hut (technically, I'm still employed.legal stuff.).Free pizza needed the coupon.Save a $1, Fsck the coupon.One time, I was on the phones because we were short handed and I took a few orders. Of course, I usually had to deliver to fairly ghetto areas (questionable personal safety + assurance of no tip = suckass). two, you get to watch the neighbor and the pizza guy all confuzeled.Wow, you were a scumbag.And I always locked my doors. One, you just ripped off a car full of pizza. You have plenty of time to rip off the guys pizza because he is so busy talking to the neighbor trying to figure out why he is delivering a pizza there.You may not be able to pull this off anymore, simple because it seems like most major pizza places cross reference your phone number with your address before they make delivery(at least around here now).**disclaimerI do not condone this, but it is funny on 2 fronts. Call up domino's/pizza hut or whatever(you could only do it once or twice in each neighborhood.we did it usually at parties).Order a pizza to your neighbors house.When domino's pull up and goes up to the door, have someone who is really ballsy run up to the pizza guys car, and steal all of the pizza. Quote:Originally posted by Flipside79:Ok, this was many years ago when I was a wee lad. ![]() Would you like to come in and sit down for a while so I can look for it?""Oh no it is ok sir, enjoy your pizza!"!!!!!!!!VICTORY!!!!!!!!!So I'm eating a pizza now, did I just do something really bad? Ding Dong!"Hello Dominos, here is your pizza""Thanks, how much was it again?""Umm 14 dollars, my I see the coupon""umm.It is in my room, I might need to dig around a little bit to find it. I looked around and found a 10 so I was free! I sat around and played a little CS and NS while I waited for my happy pizza to arrive. Shit! I searched through the house frantically looking for a few dollars to spend for this. I felt really scared since some person will come to my house and ask for money I dont have. by now you might have realized that I did not have this coupon and infact this coupon did not exist. "Hello Dominos Pizza what is your phone number""""Thank you, what would you like to order today.""Umm, I have this coupon for a large pizza for 13 dollars and one medium for 1 dollar more.""Ok Address?". Just then I remembered that the last 2 times I ordered delivery pizza they did not take my coupon and I came up with this idea. I found none so sadly I reached for the phone and prepared to call. I searched through the house for some money and found 14 dollars and then decided to find a coupon. Ok this might be a really long story,I was really hungry today and both parents weren't home so I decided to call for a pizza. ![]()
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